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“I get that you’re a wolf, but could you please stop howling right next to me? That’s the third time tonight and I’m trying to sleep!!”

“AWOOOOOOOOO!!!”

“UGH. Fine, okay, I’m getting up.”

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“So we’re ready to set up shop?”

“Yup! I harvested the last of the crops this morning. We’re in business.”

“Hell yeah, babe!”

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“Yup! The freshest tomatoes in town. You’re gonna love them.”

“What if I don’t like tomatoes?”

“Well, that’s just being difficult. Come on, dude! We need the business.”

“I’m just browsing.”

“Ugh, you asshole. You’ll buy something, won’t you Rob?”

“Servos don’t eat.”

“Auuuuuuugh. What about all your fabulous parties? Your guests won’t be having a good time unless you buy this food. Promise.”

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“Hey, what’s the hold up?”

“Give me a break, guys. I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.”

“Oh, you’re an unfamiliar face!”

“I’m a city council member from magic town. Just thought I’d pop by and take a look at this operation. We’ve heard good things from Robert.”

“Well, I should hope so! Always nice to meet a fellow witch. Let me show you around.”

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“Good day trading, babe.”

“Yes. I’m exhausted! If you wake me up again tonight I swear I will murder you.”

“I’m sorry! But man, what am I supposed to do?”

“I don’t know! Find something to occupy yourself with and let me sleep.”

“Hmm.”

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“You don’t need to help out, Luna, I’ve got it.”

“I thought it’d be good to do a big batch! We can freeze everything we don’t eat.”

“Well, I hope the freezer has space. This will last months!”

“Great!! Fish is the best anyway, who needs other food?”

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“Hey, boy!! Has my future wife been summoning wolves again?”

“I haven’t! I’m trying to fix this fucking car and- ugh!! Damn, it blew up again!!”

“Ignore her, sweetie. Do you know how to play fetch?”

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“Ugh, sorry about all the shouting, babe. I’ve cooled down, promise.”

“The warm bath worked?”

“It worked. While I was in there I was thinking… maybe I’d be a kickass spy?”

“I’m not sure Hollyhead needs a spy, hon. Maybe Clive could hire you once he gets the police station up and running?”

“Hmmm, maybe! Beating up burglars sounds pretty cool.”

“Off topic… but have you noticed the trees turning green again? Looks like spring is here! I’ll be able to harvest the cucumbers soon, I hope.”

“Sorry babe, you know I’m colour-blind! Want to go inside and celebrate?”

“You read my mind.”

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“Have you noticed we’re both gettin’ a little chubby lately?”

“It’s a side effect of being happy, I think. Does it bother you? I know a spell that can…”

“Hell no! All the more for me to love.”